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Stock Of Stonks

STOCK_OF_STONKSdepth recorded

The most expensive thing that trades on the bazaar with any regularity, and a useful stress test: a chart that can hold this alongside a five-coin Melon has to work across nine orders of magnitude.

Ask (weighted)
5,061,090
Bid (weighted)
4,730,660
Ask (touch)
5,061,090
Bid (touch)
4,735,352
Live ticks
1,008
2-hour bars
277
First observed
15 Sep 2026
Last observed
8 Oct 2026
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Stock Of Stonks, 2-hourly volume-weighted ask and bid. These are weighted averages, not touch prices — Hypixel's quick_status reports a volume-weighted average, roughly 1.8 percentage points wider than the best bid/ask at the median. A gap in the line is a gap in what the recorder observed, never interpolated. Flags mark patch notes naming this item, published in the same window — not a claim that the note caused the move.
View as table (277 points)
Stock Of Stonks 2-hourly volume-weighted ask and bid prices
WhenAskBid
15 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,155,9743,912,811
15 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,246,3633,912,811
15 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,204,4733,905,722
15 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,287,5503,906,380
15 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,249,1933,906,193
15 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,249,1913,917,903
15 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,249,1913,909,165
15 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,874,9623,924,222
15 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,708,7133,908,938
15 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,499,9993,909,889
15 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,708,7053,904,298
15 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,628,9973,912,830
16 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,507,3023,905,983
16 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,267,2983,912,832
16 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,256,9993,900,011
16 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,256,9993,900,011
16 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,256,9993,890,346
16 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,237,6153,900,011
16 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,195,9013,900,011
16 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,193,0993,900,011
16 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,140,5183,900,012
16 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,099,3333,910,013
16 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,094,0933,910,014
16 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,142,8933,906,167
17 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,133,9993,910,014
17 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,138,9113,910,015
17 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,133,9993,910,014
17 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,133,9983,910,014
17 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,607,3573,905,445
17 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,560,9523,910,018
17 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,560,9493,910,023
17 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,552,6513,910,026
17 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,495,8493,925,913
17 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,484,5213,926,434
17 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,402,0803,935,098
17 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,423,2103,939,334
18 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,418,5503,940,003
18 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,410,8753,940,003
18 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,398,2523,992,102
18 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,395,5624,034,665
18 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,371,2324,044,074
18 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,366,9454,044,074
18 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,355,9164,044,074
18 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,332,3554,044,075
18 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,211,9824,044,079
18 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,211,9804,044,079
18 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,211,9794,044,080
18 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,211,9774,044,080
19 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,211,9784,044,080
19 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,211,9764,044,080
19 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,211,9784,044,418
19 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,211,9774,052,478
19 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,211,9804,054,149
19 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,211,9784,055,427
19 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,211,9784,055,941
19 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,211,9784,060,455
19 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,211,9774,055,319
19 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,211,9754,060,457
19 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,211,9734,061,566
19 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,211,9724,075,231
20 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,211,9784,075,231
20 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,230,0004,075,231
20 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,230,0004,075,232
20 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,230,0004,077,726
20 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,230,0004,086,408
20 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,229,9984,090,323
20 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,228,0174,090,323
20 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,208,8294,090,323
20 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,196,9784,086,609
20 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,208,8294,090,324
20 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,208,8294,090,324
20 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,264,7574,090,326
21 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,560,9554,151,297
21 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,486,7174,174,452
21 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,463,1344,175,440
21 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,560,9554,179,210
21 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,560,9544,199,718
21 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,560,9554,233,805
21 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,531,6384,190,390
21 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,505,2524,136,617
21 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,462,2344,143,017
21 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,464,4914,150,501
21 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,489,9444,209,338
21 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,530,9944,274,077
22 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,531,6384,275,722
22 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,508,2454,280,898
22 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,399,9994,277,604
22 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,389,9984,276,472
22 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,384,0914,278,209
22 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,389,9984,285,416
22 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,389,9984,287,128
22 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,508,2444,285,416
22 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,504,8034,285,417
22 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,531,6374,285,419
23 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,531,6354,285,419
23 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,531,6354,285,417
23 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,531,6334,285,417
23 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,531,6304,285,417
23 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,531,6264,285,417
23 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,507,0024,285,419
23 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,484,8374,285,419
23 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,484,8344,285,480
23 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,484,8344,294,913
23 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,388,9434,298,509
23 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,399,9994,285,419
23 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,484,8354,285,419
24 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,483,5774,285,420
24 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,446,9424,285,420
24 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,484,8334,285,422
24 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,484,8344,285,425
24 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,484,8344,285,422
24 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,464,8934,285,422
24 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,464,8934,285,424
24 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,464,8934,285,425
24 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,464,8934,285,427
24 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,464,8934,285,429
24 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,435,4874,285,419
24 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,378,2264,285,419
25 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,388,5374,285,419
25 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,386,0614,285,419
25 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,368,9434,285,419
25 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,368,9424,285,420
25 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,368,9424,285,419
25 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,368,9414,285,419
25 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,368,9394,285,419
25 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,507,0144,285,419
25 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,507,0134,090,323
25 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,507,0074,090,841
25 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,469,9874,136,814
25 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,469,9864,136,815
26 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,469,9854,136,815
26 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,436,6664,136,819
26 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,402,9234,136,823
26 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,399,9974,136,824
26 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,349,9974,137,482
26 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,349,9974,137,484
26 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,339,9994,137,484
26 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,339,9994,138,688
26 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,849,9974,154,102
26 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,739,7704,306,158
26 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,742,4534,306,162
26 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,749,9944,328,354
27 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,749,9934,328,401
27 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,749,9914,339,940
27 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,723,4394,354,585
27 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,729,6294,381,027
27 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,749,9914,388,492
27 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,740,3764,381,465
27 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,713,8404,388,493
27 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,713,8394,388,494
27 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,749,9964,399,277
27 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,510,9524,439,418
27 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC5,368,8384,438,395
27 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC5,483,9964,634,805
28 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC5,482,3174,451,543
28 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC5,432,7984,495,383
28 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC5,402,4234,477,106
28 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC5,355,9504,440,004
28 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,913,7254,440,005
28 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,571,5914,440,003
28 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,619,6424,386,650
28 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,554,8854,211,708
28 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,459,9994,080,118
28 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,459,9984,220,185
28 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,300,0004,216,626
28 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,299,9984,216,626
29 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,299,9974,184,858
29 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,455,6174,025,283
29 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,499,9974,136,823
29 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,249,9984,136,823
29 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,249,9974,136,827
29 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,249,9984,156,823
29 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,499,9974,156,825
29 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,499,9944,205,779
29 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,470,5684,205,784
29 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,979,9944,279,420
30 Sep 2026 00:00 UTC4,979,9774,348,841
30 Sep 2026 02:00 UTC4,979,9724,318,143
30 Sep 2026 04:00 UTC4,913,7814,323,073
30 Sep 2026 06:00 UTC4,913,7794,500,000
30 Sep 2026 08:00 UTC4,913,7814,379,401
30 Sep 2026 10:00 UTC4,913,7784,446,349
30 Sep 2026 12:00 UTC4,891,7464,500,003
30 Sep 2026 14:00 UTC4,891,7424,500,003
30 Sep 2026 16:00 UTC4,891,7384,466,775
30 Sep 2026 18:00 UTC4,864,7834,500,898
30 Sep 2026 20:00 UTC4,834,2204,517,642
30 Sep 2026 22:00 UTC4,891,7374,509,439
1 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC4,891,7374,510,650
1 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC4,820,0604,506,537
1 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC4,820,0594,508,796
1 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC4,820,0594,510,880
1 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC4,820,0574,514,172
1 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC4,820,0524,516,155
1 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC4,820,0444,517,307
1 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC4,792,7494,520,174
1 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC4,684,7124,523,065
1 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC4,684,7094,523,745
1 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC4,684,7084,522,109
1 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC4,684,7094,524,802
2 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC4,820,0594,523,652
2 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC4,820,0584,545,965
2 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC4,891,7464,545,912
2 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC4,891,7424,551,732
2 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC4,889,9974,544,913
2 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC4,889,9964,553,043
2 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC4,889,9954,565,259
2 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC4,799,9994,565,254
2 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC5,479,9994,562,741
2 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,427,6514,718,351
2 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC5,426,9934,621,524
2 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC5,373,6434,753,531
3 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC5,245,5724,630,175
3 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC5,245,5654,661,726
3 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC5,245,5604,671,595
3 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC5,245,5594,720,365
3 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC5,245,5574,944,832
3 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC5,188,4114,945,219
3 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC5,188,4064,954,511
3 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC5,188,4054,951,228
3 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC5,056,1274,565,560
3 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,012,5004,565,561
3 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC4,898,4964,569,450
3 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC4,953,5804,578,672
4 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC4,700,0004,578,672
4 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC4,898,9694,579,641
4 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC4,999,9994,590,505
4 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC5,042,2224,590,505
4 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC4,713,5224,590,505
4 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC4,889,9994,528,999
4 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC4,889,9974,590,511
4 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC4,956,8204,592,513
4 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC4,861,9324,599,023
4 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,383,8384,600,492
4 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC5,475,1464,612,285
4 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC4,878,4804,605,959
5 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC4,779,9984,601,991
5 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC4,999,9994,602,701
5 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC4,999,9984,600,491
5 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC4,972,5464,600,493
5 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC4,999,9974,600,494
5 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC4,999,9994,600,495
5 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC4,999,9984,600,494
5 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC5,374,3594,600,495
5 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC5,364,2864,600,498
5 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,200,0004,602,054
5 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC5,200,0004,654,591
5 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC5,181,0684,673,745
6 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC5,149,1194,680,803
6 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC5,110,2314,702,790
6 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC5,132,3024,704,302
6 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC5,140,0004,739,443
6 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC5,139,9994,765,203
6 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC5,139,9994,990,001
6 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC5,139,9994,849,956
6 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC5,139,9994,852,035
6 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC5,139,9984,840,057
6 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,139,9984,874,997
6 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC5,139,9974,860,088
6 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC5,139,9974,792,161
7 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC5,139,9974,822,822
7 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC5,148,9274,822,316
7 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC5,149,1214,738,993
7 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC5,149,1214,742,239
7 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC5,149,1214,804,124
7 Oct 2026 10:00 UTC5,149,1214,776,670
7 Oct 2026 12:00 UTC5,149,1214,744,706
7 Oct 2026 14:00 UTC5,000,0004,704,412
7 Oct 2026 16:00 UTC4,992,0554,703,838
7 Oct 2026 18:00 UTC5,099,9984,704,202
7 Oct 2026 20:00 UTC5,099,9954,693,995
7 Oct 2026 22:00 UTC5,099,9894,703,995
8 Oct 2026 00:00 UTC5,026,9814,707,900
8 Oct 2026 02:00 UTC5,026,9774,722,791
8 Oct 2026 04:00 UTC5,006,3184,722,838
8 Oct 2026 06:00 UTC4,981,6444,722,646
8 Oct 2026 08:00 UTC4,971,5624,734,007
ORDER № 000001 · SIMULATED
BUY 64 × STOCK_OF_STONKS
LIMIT 4,730,660
QUEUE AHEAD 4,182
● RESTING…

The Order Playground

Rest a simulated order in Stock Of Stonks's real order book and watch the queue drain — or watch the market walk away from your price. Driven by the same execution engine as the research, including the parts that refuse to guess whether a fill happened.

OPENS WITH THE PAPER-TRADING STAGE